TELL ME I'M A WRECK.

I'm currently going nowhere and I'm going there pretty soon.

austinkahler:

The eyes of an electrician after being zapped by 14,000 volts of electricity. 

austinkahler:

The eyes of an electrician after being zapped by 14,000 volts of electricity. 

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unclefather:

walk walk fashion baby

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icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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homoseksual:

I need a boyfriend 😒

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

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xbox420:

please remember that if someone makes you sad or has a negative impact on your life that you don’t owe them anything… too many people drag out relationships/friendships that are manipulative and abusive because they feel guilty or like they’re obligated to be tethered to that person but you should always put yourself first 

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harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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gothclubs:

Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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mentalalchemy:

Shaolin Monks in training!

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