TELL ME I'M A WRECK.

I'm currently going nowhere and I'm going there pretty soon.

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins, via fr3nch1nhal3)

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping, via fr3nch1nhal3)

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

(Source: realitytvgifs, via fr3nch1nhal3)

(Source: hey-rogby, via thenakedbatman)

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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(via jessturing)

lindsaygifs:

"I missed the birth of my child"

Lindsay Lohan Punk’d

(via circumcising)

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(Source: blandsexual, via weareyounng)

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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(via jessturing)

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

(via circumcising)

“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.”

—   Tom Bodett (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via weareyounng)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

(via kissme-onemoretime)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via jessturing)

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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(Source: human, via j-anelle0)