TELL ME I'M A WRECK.

I'm currently going nowhere and I'm going there pretty soon.

(via sherbetbeast)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via sherbetbeast)

silent3:

throwingshadepodcast:

What year is this

x / x

There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.

(via oomshi)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via sherbetbeast)

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

(via sherbetbeast)

movie:

Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines

If you like this list follow movie for more movie quotes & scenes!

(via jessturing)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via zackisontumblr)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

image

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scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

(via jessturing)

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

(Source: newshoes, via jessturing)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via zackisontumblr)

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

(via voldie)